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We met it was Luck! We talked it was CHANCE! We became friends it was DESTINY! We are still friends it is FAITH! We will always be friends its a PROMISE!
(Category: Friendship SMS Language: English Characters: 153)
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When does a friend become a best friend?
When his dialouge, "I care for you" converts into "I will kill you if you don't care for me"
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Dont write your name on sand, waves will wash it. Dont write your name on sky, wind may blow it. Write your name on hearts of your friends, thats where it will stay.
(Category: Friendship SMS Language: English Characters: 165)
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The one who likes you most, sometimes hurts you, but again he is the only one who feels your pain.
(Category: Friendship SMS Language: English Characters: 98)
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For me U r as... Chees 4 pizza.. passport 4 visa... butter 4 bread.. ice 4 freezer.. cream 4 cake... water 4 lake.. leaf 4 tree.. a FRIEND like u is 4 ever 4 me..!!
(Category: Friendship SMS Language: English Characters: 164)
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Friends are like shoes, some loose some tight, some fit just right, they help u as u walk through life. thanks for being my size!
(Category: Friendship SMS Language: English Characters: 129)
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F: FIELD of LOVE!..R: ROOT ofJOy!.. I: ISLAND of GOD!.. E: END of SoRROW!.. N: NAME of HOPE!.. D: DOOR of UNDERSTANDING! dats YOU my FRIEND..
(Category: Friendship SMS Language: English Characters: 141)
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Science has proved that sugar melts in water,so plz don`t walk in the rain,
otherwise I may lose a sweet friend like u!!!
(Category: Friendship SMS Language: English Characters: 122)
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;";
;/ ("v")"; /";"/
/;./ "v" './ %./
is not only made for lovers;its also for friends who luv each other better than lovers!!
(Category: Friendship SMS Language: English Characters: 148)
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A deep friend is like rainbow, when the perfect amount of happiness and tears r mixed, the result is a colorful bridge between 2 hearts.
(Category: Friendship SMS Language: English Characters: 136)
My List
header 1:
item one
header 2:
item two
header 3:
item three
Friendship is not about finding similarities, it is about respecting differences. You are not my friend coz you are like me, but because i accept you and respect you the way you are.
(Category: Friendship SMS Language: English Characters: 182)
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Thank you for touching my life in ways you may never know. My riches do not lie in material wealth, but in having friend like you - a precious gift from God.
(Category: Friendship SMS Language: English Characters: 157)
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Good FRIENDS CaRE for each Other..
CLoSE Friends UNDERSTaND each Other...
and TRUE Friends STaY forever
beyond words,
beyond time...**
(Category: Friendship SMS Language: English Characters: 138)
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FRiEND in different lanaguages...
Iranian - DOST
German - FREUND
Herbew - CHAVER
French - AMi
Pinoy - KAiBiGAN
Dutch - VREND
Mexican - AMiGO
For me.. just simply "YOU"
(Category: Friendship SMS Language: English Characters: 177)
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Stars has 5 ends
Square has 4 ends
Trinagle has 3 ends
Line has 2 ends
but Circle of our friendship has no end...
(Category: Friendship SMS Language: English Characters: 117)
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A daily thought...
A silent tear...
A Constant wish that u r near...
Words are few but thoughts r deep...
Memories of our frenship i'll always keep!!
(Category: Friendship SMS Language: English Characters: 161)
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Being a friend is not just sharing a joke, a conversation, a cup of coffee or a funny story. It means sharing an honest and true part of yourself.
(Category: Friendship SMS Language: English Characters: 146)
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In this cruel world it is very difficult to find friend with beautiful heart, pure feelings, attractive personality & stylish looks. So learn to value me!
(Category: Friendship SMS Language: English Characters: 154)
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When I was born, GOD said, "Oh No! Another IDIOT". When you were born, GOD said, "OH No! COMPETITION". Who knew, one day these two will become FREINDS FOREVER!
(Category: Friendship SMS Language: English Characters: 159)
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Sometimes in life we think we don't need anyone. But sometime we don't have anyone when we need... So don't let your best buddies go ever...
(Category: Friendship SMS Language: English Characters: 140)
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Medicines and friendships cure our problems. The only difference is that friendships don't have an expiry date.
(Category: Friendship SMS Language: English Characters: 111)
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Friendship never speaks volumes, it never demands proof, it never has a happy ending too simply coz it doesn't end as long as friends r true, just like U!
(Category: Friendship SMS Language: English Characters: 154)
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If ur friendship be money, I'll be richest man. If ur friendship be pounds, I'll be heaviest man. If ur friendship be luv, I'll be luckiest man. But ur friendship is trust & I'm the happiest man
(Category: Friendship SMS Language: English Characters: 194)
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Walk with me when ur hearts needs company, take my hand when u feel all alone, turn to me when u need some1 to lean on, coz I'm a friend u can always depend on
(Category: Friendship SMS Language: English Characters: 159)
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Every morning when I open my eyes I pray to God that everyone should have a friend like u.Why should only I suffer!
(Category: Friendship SMS Language: English Characters: 115)
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Heart beat are countless, spirits are ageless, dreams r endless, memories are timeless and a friend like u is Useless. Oops! Sorry Yaar, Priceless
(Category: Friendship SMS Language: English Characters: 146)
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FEW RELATIONS IN EARTH NEVER DIE..
Take first letter from each word of the above said statement & then u will get that unique word...
FRIEND :=)
(Category: Friendship SMS Language: English Characters: 151)
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Leave SOMETHING for friend..
Never Leave FRIEND for something..
coz in life, SOMETHINGS will leave u but FRIENDS will always live with u..
(Category: Friendship SMS Language: English Characters: 144)
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If luck is a raindrop, I wil; send u a shower. If hope is a minute, I ll send you an hour. If happiness is a leaf, I ll give you a tree. If u need a friend, u already have me.
(Category: Friendship SMS Language: English Characters: 175)
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When i was walking alone, I wished that i can reach da end of da road.. But when u r walking with me, I wish the road never ends..
Friend's forever..
(Category: Friendship SMS Language: English Characters: 154)
Don't wait until it's too late to tell someone how much you love, how much you care. Because when they're gone, no matter how loud you shout and cry, they won't hear you anymore.
(Category: Romantic SMS Language: English Characters: 178)
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Love isn't a decision, it's a feeling. If we could decide who to love, then, life would be much simpler, but then less magical.
(Category: Romantic SMS Language: English Characters: 127)
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24hrs make a lovely day,
7 days make a lovely week,
52 weeks make a lovely year & knowing a
person like me will make ur life lovely.
Have a lovely day n life!**
(Category: Romantic SMS Language: English Characters: 167)
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Wen things go wrong...
Wen sadness fills ur heart...
wen tears flow in ur eyes...
always remember 3 things
1) I'm with u...
2) Still with u...
3) Will ALWAYS b...
(Category: Romantic SMS Language: English Characters: 168)
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Luv meanz to see someone with closed eyez,
to miss some1 in crowd,
2 find some1 in every thought,
to live 4 some1, luv some1, but sure tht sum1 is ONLY one!
(Category: Romantic SMS Language: English Characters: 160)
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Khushi se dil ko aabad karna...
Aur gham ko dil se azad karna,
Hamari bus itni gujarish hai ke hame bhi
Din me ek baar YAAD karna...
(Category: Romantic SMS Language: English Characters: 136)
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If Your asking if I Need U the answer is 4Ever..
If Your askin if I'll Leave U the answer is Never..
If Your askin what I value the Answer is U..
if Your askin if I love U the answer is I do.
(Category: Romantic SMS Language: English Characters: 198)
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I dream about you evey night
I shiver when your in sight
I long to hold you close n tight
I wanna be there with all my might
I m just hoping I'm the girl whos right
(Category: Romantic SMS Language: English Characters: 174)
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When i look at you,
i cannot deny there is God,
cause only God could have created some one
as wonderful n beautiful as you
(Category: Romantic SMS Language: English Characters: 127)
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If i reached for your hand , will u hold it ?
If i hold out my arms, will u hug me ?
If i go for your lips, will u kiss me ?
If i capture ur heart , will u love me ??
(Category: Romantic SMS Language: English Characters: 170)
Smile in Pleasure
Smile in Pain
Smile when trouble pours like Rain
Smile when sum1 Hurts U
Smile becoz SOMEONE still
Loves to see u Smiling!!
(Category: Romantic SMS Language: English Characters: 147)
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No shadows 2 depress u
only joys 2 surround u
many friends 2 luv u
God himself 2 bless u
These r my wishes 4 u,
for today, tommorrow & everyday
(Category: Romantic SMS Language: English Characters: 150)
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C.L.I.C.K. means :
C= cant live without u
L= love u
I= i miss u
C= care about u
K= kiss from my heart 2 u
So whenever u miss me just say CLICK.
(Category: Romantic SMS Language: English Characters: 151)
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Don't go for looks,
they can deceive
Don't go for wealth
even that fades away.
Go for sum1 who makes u
smile becoz only a smile makes
a dark day seem bright..
(Category: Romantic SMS Language: English Characters: 166)
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As days go by, my feelings get stronger,
To be in ur arms, I can't wait any longer.
Look into my eyes & u'll see that it's true,
Day & Night my thought r of U..
(Category: Romantic SMS Language: English Characters: 163)
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All I wanted was sum1 2 care 4 me
All I wanted was sum1 who'd b there 4 me
All I ever wanted was sum1 who'd b true
All I ever wantedwas sum1 like U...
(Category: Romantic SMS Language: English Characters: 153)
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Love is like a CD track
That links our hearts together
Dont ever break that CD coz
That wud break my heart too.........
(Category: Romantic SMS Language: English Characters: 123)
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Message:some text missing*
Sender:Name Missing*
*Number Missing
*Sent:Date missing
*Missing U a lot thats y
everything is missing....
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Softly d leaves fo memories wil fal,
i'll pick them up & gather them all,
coz 2day, 2moro & til my life is through
i'll cherish having sum1 like u!
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Memories r treasured
no1 can steal.
Parting is heartache
no1 can heal.
Sum'll 4get u wen ur gone
but i'll remember u
no matter how long..
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I m on a mission:
Misson 2 avoid u,
2 forgetu, 2 get rid of u,
2 not 2 talk 2u or meet u,
in short....
MISSION IMPOSSIBLE!!
(Category: Romantic SMS Language: English Characters: 128)
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D smallest word is I,
the sweetest word is LOVE
and the dearest person
in the world is U.
tats y I Love You..:)
(Category: Romantic SMS Language: English Characters: 115)
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Dear O Dear, ur not near
but i can hear
dont get fear
Ur memories r here
liv wid cheer
no mere tear
and ur mine forever!
(Category: Romantic SMS Language: English Characters: 126)
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Q:Wat is luv?
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*
*
*
A:Luv is wen sum1 breaks ur heart
n d most amazing thing
is tat u still luv them
wid every broken piece...!
(Category: Romantic SMS Language: English Characters: 137)
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A word to say, a word to hear
Even in ur absence i feel u near
R relation is strong..hope it goes long
v wil remain d same til d life goes on!
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U may miss me
U may ignore me
U may even forget me
But one day if u wanna c me
Dont search, just c ur shadow
i wil be thr...Trust Me!!
(Category: Romantic SMS Language: English Characters: 139)
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I'll stand here 4ever,
If 4ever's what it takes,
because u r my 4ever,
and 4ever always waits.....
(Category: Romantic SMS Language: English Characters: 103)
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My past says u met me
My future says u wil care 4 me
My present says u wil understand me
But my heart says u wil
Always Remember ME!
(Category: Romantic SMS Language: English Characters: 136)
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Red or white
short or tall
wrapped in silver
not wrapped at all
under covers
inside a box
shapes & sizes
love comes in lots.
(Category: Romantic SMS Language: English Characters: 132)
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Ur precious love has
turned my life completely around,
I feel lik Im wlaking but
my feet dont seem 2 touch d ground..!!
(Category: Romantic SMS Language: English Characters: 123)
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Ur d angel who I cherish so dearly
in tis heart of mine,
d 1 who makes my day brighter,
by making my whole world shine..!
(Category: Romantic SMS Language: English Characters: 124)
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Wenever I miss U,
I wont luk 4u in my dreams
or try 2 hear ur voice in ur msgs.
I'll jus put my right hand across mychest n feel U!
(Category: Romantic SMS Language: English Characters: 135)
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In life luv is neither planned nor does it happen 4 a reason
but when d luv is real
it becums ur plan 4 life
n reason 4 living..!
(Category: Romantic SMS Language: English Characters: 133)
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Live 4 d person ho dies 4u,
Smile 4 d person ho cries 4u,
Fight 4 d person ho protects u,
n luv d person ho luvs u more than u..!
(Category: Romantic SMS Language: English Characters: 134)
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U'll alwys b mine 4 now n 4ever.
U'll alwys b mine 4 ur my treasure.
U'll always b mine pls tel me its true.
Pls b mine 4everi'll always luv u...!
(Category: Romantic SMS Language: English Characters: 149)
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Wen a TOUCH could HEAL a wound
Wen EYES'S cud SPEAK volumes
Wen a SMILE can confirm I M THERE
then why do v need owrds 2 say'I LOVE YOU.'
(Category: Romantic SMS Language: English Characters: 140)
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Its not ur mistake if u cant read d eyes which cheats u. But its really ur mistake if u cant read d eyes which loves u.
(Category: Romantic SMS Language: English Characters: 119)
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Its a nice feeling,wen sum1 u luv luvs u in retrn. So when u knw d 1 u luv has special feeling 4 u, never let them go coz its rare 2 find 2 hearts dat beat as 1.
(Category: Romantic SMS Language: English Characters: 161)
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When daylight turns 2 a darkened hue, D lovely stars r hinting @ u, Ur heart beats tells u something true, That some1 sumwher is missing U....!
(Category: Romantic SMS Language: English Characters: 144)
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I was asked about Newton's law and I said I don't know. I was questioned on the current President of USA and I wasn't sure if it is Clinton or Bush. But when I was asked on who I love, the only answer I can think of, is you.
(Category: Romantic SMS Language: English Characters: 229)
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You are the twinkle of my eyes;
The smile on my lips;
The joy of my face;
Without you I am incomplete.
(Category: Romantic SMS Language: English Characters: 109)
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Relationship doesn't get closer by meetings, but it is sweetend by THOUGHTS. I care for you in my own STRANGE ways. Maybe you will never know, Maybe I will never show..
(Category: Romantic SMS Language: English Characters: 169)
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I ask God for a rose n he gave me flowers;
I ask God for water n he gave me an ocean;
I ask God for an angel n he gave me the best luv ever!
(Category: Romantic SMS Language: English Characters: 144)
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Every time i miss you, a star falls.
So if you ever look up at the sky and the stars are gone,
its because you made me miss you too much!
(Category: Romantic SMS Language: English Characters: 141)
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3 - 2 = one heart praying 4 you
1 + 1= two eyes looking for you
3+2= five sensesmissing you.
4+3= seven days in a week i desire you.
7+5= 12months asking god to bless you
Have fun.... Most of them i used them and they worked hehe
(Category: Romantic SMS Language: English Characters: 246)
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To be honest with you, I don't have the words to make you feel better, but I do have the arms to give you a hug, ears to listen to whatever you want to talk about, and I have a heart; a heart that's aching to see you smile again.
(Category: Romantic SMS Language: English Characters: 229)
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Let the world stop turning,
Let the sun stop burning,
Let them tell me love's not worth going through.
If it all falls apart,
I will know deep in my heart,
The only dream that mattered had come true
...In this life I was loved by you.
(Category: Romantic SMS Language: English Characters: 246)
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If I never met you, I wouldn't like you. If I didn't like you, I wouldn't love you. If I didn't love you, I wouldn't miss you. But I did, I do, and I will.
(Category: Romantic SMS Language: English Characters: 158)
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Let`s share the world.
A sea is for you, and waves are for me.
The sky is for you, and stars are for me.
The sun is for you, and light is for me.
Everything is for you, and you are for me...
(Category: Romantic SMS Language: English Characters: 198)
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I miss the laughs I used to get from you, I miss the talks we used to have. And above all, I just miss YOU!
(Category: Romantic SMS Language: English Characters: 107)
Life is a book we all read it. Luv is a blessing we all need it. Always be happy, always have a smile coz. Remember in this world we are just for a while!
(Category: Romantic SMS Language: English Characters: 154)
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Love is a medicine for any kind of wound, but there is no medicine found in the world for a wound given by love.
(Category: Romantic SMS Language: English Characters: 112)
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A candle may melt and it's fire may die, but the love you have given me will always stay as a flame in my heart.
(Category: Romantic SMS Language: English Characters: 112)
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We cannot be together,
But we'll never be apart,
For no matter what life brings us,
You’re always in my heart.
(Category: Romantic SMS Language: English Characters: 113)
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A kiss that is never tasted, is forever and ever wasted. -Billie Holiday
(Category: Romantic SMS Language: English Characters: 72)
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I don't care how many lips u’ve kissed, how many shoulders u’ve embraced & how many times u’ve said, I Luv U! All I care is not be the first but to be ur last!
(Category: Romantic SMS Language: English Characters: 159)
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Feelings are many but words are few, clouds are dark but sky is blue; Luv is a paper, life is glue, every thing is false, only My Luv is TRUE.
(Category: Romantic SMS Language: English Characters: 142)
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U want & u get, that's luck, U want & u wait, that's time. U want but u compromise, that's life. And U want & u wait & u don't compromise that's LOVE.
(Category: Romantic SMS Language: English Characters: 150)
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If you r in a dark room, you find blood everywhere and the walls are shaking- don't worry friend, u r at the safest place, you r in my heart.
(Category: Romantic SMS Language: English Characters: 141)
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I love the way you make me happy, and the ways you show your care. I love the way you say, 'I Love You,' and the way you're always there.
(Category: Romantic SMS Language: English Characters: 137)
Teacher: why are you late?
Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull.
Teacher(Angrily): Can't your dad to it?
Student: No, only BULL can do it.
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 153)
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I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. =)
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 116)
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A notice in a factory for girl workers.
"If your skirt is long, protect yourself from machines at work.. If it is short, protect yourself from men at work"
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 157)
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Press down.
down more
deeper
more
YES
ahh
ohh
yes
Almost there!
ooh baby
faster
harder
FEEL GOOD?
mmmm
THAT'S TEXTUAL INTERCOURSE
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 197)
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( ')
/ / in love !
/ /
( ) )
, ( ') engaged
/ , '
( ) )
married
, - - .
( ) )'(, )
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 95)
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What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Hold on to your nuts. This is no ordinary blow job!
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 96)
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A man was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing and he answered - waiting for autumn.
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 164)
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A cat tries to get a sausage out of a river, but gets its paws wet, then it see a bigger one but falls in! MORAL OF STORY? The bigger the sausage the wetter the pussy!
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 167)
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A cat and a rooster sat by a lake, the cat fell in the lake, the rooster laughed! LESSON: when there's a wet pussy, there's a happy cock!
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 137)
A Sex expert was once asked whether a rape is possible while running. No, he replied, woman can run faster with her skirt up than a man with his pants down.
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 156)
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A man had "I LOVE YOU" tattooed on his dick. He went home and proudly showed his wife. "There you go again, trying to put words into my mouth", she said.
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 153)
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A baby dog asks mama dog: How papa looks like. Mama dog said: "Your dad came from behind, I do not have the chance to see its face carefully!"
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 142)
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One day there was this naked man and elephant, the elephant looks at the naked man for a few seconds, ask the naked man, "HOW CAN YOU BREATH THROUGH THAT LITTLE THING?"
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 168)
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1 day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, "Hey buddy, why are you doing that?" He said, "Because you came home early."
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 160)
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Sounds women make during sex.
1) Asthmatic - ah.ahh.ah..ah.
2) Obedient - yes.yes..yes.
3) Unsatisfied - more. more...more.
4) Religious - oh god. oh god.
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 158)
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Do you like mathematics? If so, add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and we can multiply!
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 103)
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Why do 90%
of the girls have a bigger left breast ?
) (
( .)( . )
) (
because....
90% of the
boys are
right handed..
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 147)
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In a bar 1 Guy says 2 another
"I slept wid ur mom last nite"
D whole bar was waiting 4 d other Guy's response.
He laughs & says, "Lets go home dad, U r drunk"
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 163)
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When an apple is green, its ready to pluck. When a girl in eighteen, she is ready to...
VOTE. You dirty mind, Elections are near, but I know what you were thinking.
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 179)
Why Mahendra Singh Dhoni has no girlfriend?....
Because, he drinks 2 litre of milk daily.
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 98)
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Boy (to girl): What's there in between your legs?
Girl: Hell! And what's there in between your legs?
Boy: A sinner, who wants to go to hell.
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 142)
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Girl & Boy were having sex.
Girl: Darling, I want you to kiss my lips!
Boy: Sure, which 1 would you prefer first, lower lip or upper lip?
Girl: Middle lips, the ones right in the middle of my legs.
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 200)
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Lady1: How come your husband is always home on time?
Lady2: I have made a simple rule. SEX will be at 9PM, whether you are here or not.
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 136)
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An journalist to mallika sherawat: What is the first thing you do in the morning when you wake up?
Mallika: I go back to my home!
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 130)
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Colour of underwear reflects your mood:
Red - Wild,
Black - Sexy,
Blue - Romantic,
Pink - Seductive
White - Calm,
Yellow - time to change your undrewear!
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 159)
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A dentist was caught raping a girl. Next day headline, "Dentist caught filling wrong cavity".
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 93)
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Wives r incoming calls,
Lovers r outgoing calls,
Aunties r Toll-free calls,
Callgirls r Roaming calls,
Neighbour girls r Missed Calls.
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 138)
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It’s short thing, gets longer when u hold it, and pass between women breasts, and enters into a hole. What is it?
Car Seat Belt, you dirty mind.
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 145)
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Make luv to ur galfriend on Valentine day. She'll give u gud news on Mothers` day n u'll hv a child on children`s day. Don't try this on everybody. U'll hv bad news on Dec 1 (AIDS day)
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 184)
Q: Whats the difference between a computer and a woman?
A: A computer doesn't laugh at a 3½ inch floppy.
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 105)
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Met a girl the other day who has a seashell tattooed on her inner thigh. It's amazing, if you put your ear to it you can smell the sea!
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 135)
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Hey dude Congrats! Heard u got selected as the first male model for Whisper advertisement. Why should girls have all the fun.
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 125)
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------) ' (------
---- (_(_)------
----- I I I -------
--I SEE U BABY--
------) ' (------
----(_)_)-----
----- I I I-----
SHAKIN DAT ASS!!
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 154)
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Q:Whats the difference between magnets and women
A: magnets have a positive side
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 84)
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Daughter: Mummy that man gave me 10 rupees to climb that tree.
Mother: Stupid !He wanted to see ur panty.
Daughter: I am clever I din't wear any of them.
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 157)
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Mental anxiety,
Mental breakdowns,
Menstrual cramps,
Menopause...
Did you ever notice how all women problems begin with MEN!
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 132)
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Which Part...
of a man's body
has no bone
full of veins
loves pumping
and responsible 4
making LOVE!
ANSWER:
HEART!!! But i luv the way u think...
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 165)
A Short thing
It gets Longer
when U hold it
N pass between
women Breasts
N enters into
A hole
What is it?
1 min 2 think!
Car Seat Belt
U dirty mind.
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 168)
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He came 2 me 1 nite
explored my body
licked
sucked
swallowed
& had his fill
wen satisfied he left...
I was hurt...
F***IN MOSQUITO
U Dirty Mind
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 162)
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Skin meets Skin
When is that
the skin meets skin,
hair meets hair
n balls disappear..
dirty mind
its when
u BLINK UR EYES
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 135)
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When a man talks dirty 2 a women, its sexual harassment,
when a women talks dirty 2 a man, its $$$ per minute!
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 112)
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Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 96)
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Hair oil ki ad mein hair dikhate hain, Skin cream ki ad mein Skin, Toothpaste me Teeth, Footwears me Feet, par WHISPER ki ad mein kuch nahi dikhate????
Jaago Grahak Jaago!
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 172)
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School mein bachche ke papa ne teacher se kaha: Madam ji thodi aap koshish karo, thodi hum karte hain, bachcha to nikal hi jayega...!
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 133)
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INDIA KI REET... Ladki agar apni marzi se de de to PYAAR... Agar Dost Dilwaye to UPHAR... Ghar wale dilwaye to SANSKAR... aur agar apne aap lele to... BaLaTkAar...
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 163)
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Sali: Jija ji 500 rs. dedo, agley hafte doongi...
Jija: 1500 lele par abhi de..
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 80)
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Ek bus mein ladko aur ladkiyo ki team bani antakshari khelne ke liye.
Girls: Hum tumko harakar dikhayenge..
Boys: Hum haar gaye, chalo ab dikhao.
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 147)
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